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The Super Bowl of Pest Control

Friday, 4 February, 2011

As the Packers and Steelers are just days away from squaring off in Super Bowl XLV, we thought about what a Super Bowl of pest control would look like. Who, or what, would make our playoff bracket? Who are the favorites? Dark horses?

We’ve compiled a list of the top 8 most feared and dangerous insects in the United States. Without being too technical, here is our playoff bracket.

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The Africanized Bee and Black Widow come in as our #1 seeds, based off fear alone.  The Bark Scorpion and Brown Recluse share similar fear factors, but seem to be less common to the average citizen.  Before we get going, let’s take a closer look at our competitors.  Starting with the AFC…

Africanized Bee – Commonly known as the Killer Bee, the Africanized Bee is a temperamental character.  They are very territorial and typically attack humans and/or livestock in large numbers.  Colonies can be as large as 500 strong.  Basically, when you mess with one bee, you get the hive.

Harvester Ant – Often overlooked for the more popular Fire Ant, the Harvester Ant packs a quite a punch.  It has the ability to bite and sting, and can affect the lymph channels for hours.  One ant hill will put you in a world of hurt.

Bark Scorpion – A native of the Southwest, the Bark Scorpion chimes in as the deadliest scorpion in the world.  While human fatality is typically a result of an allergic reaction, their stings are extremely painful and swelling has been known to last for days.  They are master survivors, as they are able to last up to 8 months off a single feeding.  They only engage live prey and are relentless in the hunt. Disrespecting these will be the last mistake you ever make.

Bed Bug – Let’s just be honest.  Although they have not been proven to transmit illness, fact of the matter is that they sleep in your bed with you.  And while you’re sleeping, they suck on your blood.  And that is just nas. ty!

Now, the NFC…

Black Widow – No doubt the most infamous spider in the land with the tenacity and after-bite effects similar to the scorpion.  The widow comes in as the top seed in the NFC for this reason alone:  She eats the male after mating.  Forget that!

Yellow Jacket – Yellow Jackets are the consummate fighters.  They sting AND bite.  And when they do, they do so repeatedly.  Ouch!

Brown Recluse – When these bad boys come out to play, they’re in it to win it.  Often times their bites will go unnoticed for several hours, followed by an onslaught of pain.  While a scar is the most common effect, some bites may lead to kidney failure and tissue loss.  Their motto? “That’s gonna leave a mark!”  And it will.

Centipede – Maybe they get laughed at for having about 50 legs, but don’t be fooled.  These guys can scrap.  Call it “little man syndrome” if you will, but these guys hunt prey at least twice their size.  Birds, lizards, mice and even bats often fall prey to their potent venom.  Besides, you see that scene in The Matrix where the bionic centipede forces itself into Neo’s body.  No thank you!

OK, let’s get Round 1 underway.

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Harvester Ant was really no match for the bee.  Bee’s offense became to suffocating when it started to fly.  The attack started coming from all sides.

Being that Bed Bug got into the playoffs on a wild card win, it just couldn’t stack up against Bark Scorpion.  Scorpions plays by the saying “the best defense is a great offense”.

Black Widow came in as the favorite, but Yellow Jacket gave them an early first-round exit.  It’s not about what you do in the regular season.  It’s all about the playoffs.

With as many legs as Centipede has, its game plan was to run, run, run.  Recluse was able to make some adjustments and squeak by to stay alive.

Next up, Conference championships.  Arguably the best weekend in pest football.  This is the once in a lifetime chance to stamp your ticket to the big one.  This is what these…things, have been working towards since they hatched.  This is where these pests claim their spot in the pantheon of the world’s greatest pests.

It’s game time fellas!  1-2-3 Win!

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First, the NFC Championship.  Bee got out to a quick first-half lead.  Scorpion was out-maned by about 300 bees, but that eventually led to numerous flags for “too many insects on the field”.  This gave scorpion the short field and was able to take advantage of field position in the second half.  As we all know, it’s not how you start – it’s how you finish.

In the AFC Championship, Yellow Jacket was hoping to take its momentum from its upset win in the previous round all the way to the promised land.  But Cinderella just couldn’t make it until midnight.  Recluse was out to prove a point.  Underestimated all season long.  Doubted by the critics.  Constantly living in the shadows of the Black Widow.  It was Recluse’s turn to write its own history.  Yellow Jacket was able to keep it close, but as expected, Recluse’s shots eventually caught up to Yellow Jacket.  And then the pain set in.  Recluse was last bug standing.

There we have it.  Bug Bowl XLV is Bark Scorpion vs. Brown Recluse.  These are two characters that have been here before.  No newcomers this time.  Both sides are approaching this game as business as usual.  Of course, Media Day is always a frenzy of weird and wild questions.  Question to Bark Scorpion: “Are you a little bummed you’re not facing Black Widow on Sunday?  She’s pretty cute.”  Answer: “Well once the game starts, it’s about competing.  Besides, if she were to win, she would probably eat me, and that wouldn’t be good for my image.”

Question to Recluse from reporter from Telemundo Insecto: “Will you marry me?”  Answer: “Ummm…no bueno!”

As we all know, we can’t crown a champion until we play the game.  Best of luck to both sides and may the nastiest bug win.

The game got out to a slow start.  They may be veterans, but both sides needed a few minutes to settle their nerves and get to work.  Scorpion scored first with an early sting.  Nothing fatal, but Recluse has some catching up to do.  The best thing Recluse can do is stick to the game plan.

Second half saw a little bit more action.  Recluse was able to get some points on the board and even took an early fourth quarter lead.  It was going to come down to clock management.  Whoever controls the ball controls the clock.  Scorpion is known for its patience and a timely interception gave Scorpion the ball with only minutes left.  Once Scorpion got into the Red Zone, it was able to seal the deal with only seconds remaining.  Recluse went with the last second “Hail Mary” but Scorpion was able to bat it down with that fact acting stinger.  Game. Over!

Your 2011 Bug Bowl XLV Champion is:  Bark Scorpion.

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Bark Scorpion, you’ve just won the Bug Bowl.  Where are you going next?

“I’m going to A Bug’s Land at Disneyland’s California Adventure! Wooooooo!!!…”

Have a nice off-season everyone.

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Spiders Give More than Bites

Wednesday, 30 September, 2009
 Spiders Give More than Bites

Spider Silk used to weave this beautiful tapestry

This is a 11-by-4-foot tapestry made completely of spider silk!  It took 4 years to make it and the help of over 1 million spiders.  While these particular spiders were farmed and harvested in Madagascar, Texas has very similar orb spiders.  Yes, they do bite and they are very large.  Austin orb spiders can weave massive webs.  When threatened they will actually swing/jump their webs.  This action makes them seem fearsome and aggressive.  My advise is not to play with them too much.  They may not be poisonous, but that doesn’t stop the bite from hurting.

And if you are not planning on spending the next four years weaving a spider silk tapestry then I would suggest not housing the Texas Orb Spiders in your home.  Better to call your local Austin spider control company.

Austin Spider Control

Pest Control Round Rock 2800 La Frontera Blvd Round Rock, TX 78681

Black Widow Spider Austin TX

Saturday, 11 July, 2009

Want to control Black Widow Spiders? Check out this informative video on Spider Control and specifically black widows:

A few Quick Black Widow spider facts:

1- While they are one of the most deadly spiders, Black widow bites are not usually fatal. If you do feel sever reactions then call your local poison control center, or visit your local hospital.

2- Black widows get their name because they have been known to eat their mates after mating. However, this ritual is not the norm. I guess most husbands are smart enough to run away these days… and FYI male black widows are not always black, they are usually a combo of brown, white, and black with spots and/or strips.

3- Black widows are reclusive by nature. They don’t actively hunt prey. They wait for the prey to come to them. So black widow bites are not common. Usually you have to be antagonizing the black widow in order to be bitten.

4- Black widows are notorious for the red hour glass on their underside, but not all black widows carry this mark. Some only red markings on their bellies, some have red spots on top, and some have no red at all but are pure black. The Black widow does have an overall look is unique to their species, so if it looks like a black widow, red hour glass or not, then it most likely is a black widow.